I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Super Sexy Pontoon Captain But Here I Am Killing It Vintage Retro Shirt

“It’s harder [to find] than you think,” says Vogue’s impeccably uniformed sustainability editor Tonne Goodman, who first began wearing her now signature stark white stovepipes as a time-strapped new mother. She confirmed that the I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up To Be A Super Sexy Pontoon Captain But Here I Am Killing It Vintage Retro Shirt silhouette is a “straight, straight leg and a normal fit: not a high-rise, not a low-rise”—and comes with zero stretch. “I find it to be totally unappealing,” she continues. “I once said to Michael Kors, a friend, ‘Can you please make me a pair of white jeans that don’t have any stretch in them?’ And he said, ‘I hear you, but everybody wants a little bit of stretch in their jeans,’ so that was that.” Naturally, however, Goodman kept up with her hunt, and encourages mine: “Have you tried Levi’s?” she asks me when I turn to her for help, adding that the brand’s classic 501s, which she purchases in bulk from the men’s aisle, are her go-to. “In the search for pure cotton denim, it is really the best one.”
I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be A Super Sexy Pontoon Captain But Here I Am Killing It Vintage Retro Shirt